Text 25 Jul 223,958 notes

prewars:

smallgovernment:

at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal

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Photo 25 Jul 38,620 notes wh0vi4n:

nevelpepperman:

My kind of movie

Ive watched it and a little kid gets run over by a tractor and dies

wh0vi4n:

nevelpepperman:

My kind of movie

Ive watched it and a little kid gets run over by a tractor and dies

Link 25 Jul 116,779 notes 15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself»

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

Video 25 Jul 76,862 notes

bzraychouni:

mutisija:

like-vanilla:

vinebox:

breakingnews:

NASA astronaut films lightning from ISS

Astronaut Reid Wiseman posted a Vine from the International Space Station today showing lightning over Houston.

Tornado warnings were issued in the Houston area earlier this afternoon but have since expired.

got me having goosebumps

he. he posted a vine. from space.

Do it for science. Do it for the world. Do it for the Vine.

Video 25 Jul 12,729 notes

dorkly:

dorkly:

Batman’s Tragic Origins

AND A MERRY BATMAN DAY TO YOU ALL!

Video 25 Jul 186,062 notes

gazzymouse:

too-cool-for-facebook:

crankystalfos:

jackiemakescomics:

captaintsundere:

authormichals:

Manueluv and I are convinced Agent K is Coulson’s father. Hell, MIB is even owned by Marvel. 

Welp. Never gonna unsee this.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiit

HEADCANON ACCEPTED SO FAST I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING

Guys - who do you think told Phil all those stories about Cap?

THIS POST IS OVER 2 YEARS OLD AND IT JUST. GOT. BETTER.

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Photo 25 Jul 2,489 notes did-you-kno:

Because his wife was hospitalized, an Austrian man died of starvation.  He refused to eat unless his wife prepared the food.
Source

did-you-kno:

Because his wife was hospitalized, an Austrian man died of starvation.  He refused to eat unless his wife prepared the food.

Source

Photo 25 Jul 45,416 notes geeksofdoom:

Quicksilver & Quicksilver

geeksofdoom:

Quicksilver & Quicksilver

via inadequate.
Video 24 Jul 655,330 notes

lordticklefish:

myspacemotherfucker:

gamerspirit:

thank you bathtub barracuda 

this show was on drugs.

Drugs that taught life lessons.

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Photo 24 Jul 301,420 notes remyreaper:

waltdisnerd:


battbaby:


With out sound his lips read ‘You piece..of poo poo’





I FORGOT HOW TO BREATHE

remyreaper:

waltdisnerd:

battbaby:

With out sound his lips read
‘You piece..of poo poo’

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I FORGOT HOW TO BREATHE


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