nice gender did your mom pick it out for you
No, my dad did.
I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke.
I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND
i’M LAUGHING SO HARD
I CANT BREATHE
if i ever stop reblogging this, just assume I’ve died
peaceful times before the skeleton war
This family probably didn’t survive with those eating habits. Where’s the greens? Eating salad has been proven to make you stronger!
My boss has a two year old son and this is in his bathroom I’m laughing so hard omg
british people are so fucking cute
they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’
they called sweaters ‘jumpers’
sneakers are ‘trainers’
they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’
fuck off you condescending twat
Most British sentence I’ve ever heard
There’s a Monster in the Closet
This is two different levels of scary, depending on how you interpret it.
I sometimes wonder if Americans get this part of the film, because basically all the Swans in England belong to the Queen and it’s against the law to kill one, and because they’re Police Officers, they obviously can’t break the law so they save the Swan
I am an american and I had no idea thank
I am british and I had no idea thank