Text 29 Sep 394,742 notes

justonemoment:

dannycarter:

russianmadness:

thefaceofbro:

jagged1:

discopeanut:

bansand:

nice gender did your mom pick it out for you

No, my dad did.

I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke. 

I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND

i’M LAUGHING SO HARD

(Source: basnad)

Photo 29 Sep 171,834 notes xylodemon:

aceofheartsu:

I CANT BREATHE

if i ever stop reblogging this, just assume I’ve died

xylodemon:

aceofheartsu:

I CANT BREATHE

if i ever stop reblogging this, just assume I’ve died

(Source: marvelandspiderman)

Link 29 Sep 31,584 notes http://coyoten.tumblr.com/post/98710951675/s-k-apegoat-my-city-is-in-chaos-this-is-whats»

s-k-apegoat:

My city is in chaos.
This is what’s happening to Hong Kong right this minute.


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It is difficult for me to put into words, but simply put, University students started a class boycott movement demanding democracy and universal suffrage from the Hong Kong and Chinese…

Photo 29 Sep 77,866 notes gardensaladwithranch:

whiteanglosexyprotestant:

peaceful times before the skeleton war

This family probably didn’t survive with those eating habits. Where’s the greens? Eating salad has been proven to make you stronger!

gardensaladwithranch:

whiteanglosexyprotestant:

peaceful times before the skeleton war

This family probably didn’t survive with those eating habits. Where’s the greens? Eating salad has been proven to make you stronger!

(Source: daysrunaway)

Photo 29 Sep 310,649 notes

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Photo 29 Sep 256,240 notes gutsygumshoe:

My boss has a two year old son and this is in his bathroom I’m laughing so hard omg

gutsygumshoe:

My boss has a two year old son and this is in his bathroom I’m laughing so hard omg

Text 29 Sep 260,421 notes

brendon-urie-the-raging-homo:

yrmaw:

harrysgettinhead:

british people are so fucking cute

they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’

they called sweaters ‘jumpers’

sneakers are ‘trainers’

they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’

i quit

fuck off you condescending twat

Most British sentence I’ve ever heard

(Source: wordlesslanguage)

Photo 29 Sep 15,867 notes themindisacity:

unexplained-events:

There’s a Monster in the Closet

This is two different levels of scary, depending on how you interpret it.

themindisacity:

unexplained-events:

There’s a Monster in the Closet

This is two different levels of scary, depending on how you interpret it.

Text 29 Sep 293,659 notes Warning Major Spoiler!
Video 29 Sep 279,916 notes

maddehhey:

assbutt-astronaut:

imjusttoocooltohaveagoodurl:

I sometimes wonder if Americans get this part of the film, because basically all the Swans in England belong to the Queen and it’s against the law to kill one, and because they’re Police Officers, they obviously can’t break the law so they save the Swan

I am an american and I had no idea thank

I am british and I had no idea thank

(Source: shoryukenme)


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